Back with More Awesome Pictures and Captions

"When you dress like that you act like you want it, chief Flirts with Pretty Eyes!"

Animal Lovers Kip & Ned Spunkmeyer attempt to bond with an uncooperative prairie dog. The startled prairie dog stated that, "They put peanut butter somewhere inappropriate and said you can store your nuts here gentle creature...I didn't know what to do!"

Man Angered lack of solid colored Fezes in open market writes his government to complain for reform. "I just want a solid, maroon Fez like Ahkmed and Sakim down the way, they don't have to walk around with a cheetah on their heads."

Pig filled with helium in attempt to create new "Lite" Bacon. Onlookers hungrily look on as the experiment seems to be a success.

Construction workers flee as giant, horny crane attempts to molest their work site!

Another Round of Pictures that Amuse Me

…with commentary and captions of my own of course.

“Don’t tell the audience Mr. Bunny, but I have no idea what I’m doing. By the way, nice vest…are you the Easter Bunny or the new Librarian?”

Finally after years of genetic testing a new breed of Super-Hawkings are primed and ready to begin the takeover of our civilization.

Mary thought, “Johnny Blue-Green has never phoned in a smile in the past,” as she suddenly realized that even the inanimate objects were pretending to be nice to her…

In their most recent gaff GM executives green light a new Hybrid that runs off fossil fuels it will produce on its own after millions of years. PR reps excitedly pointed out the obvious Pros: Tons of headroom and trunk space while completely ignoring criticism over the amount of Carbon the new 50 seater would expel compared to current hybrids in its class.

The British Ambassador to Germany is seen here correcting an adviser on his obviously flawed attempt at doing the worm.

Economically strapped funeral homes attempted a new method of cremation with disastrous results. On a more positive note, the new technique gave off a fresh coconut scent as opposed to the traditional melty-corpse scent so unpopular with standard cremations.

Mexican Super-Cop, Machine Gun Jorge, attempts to round up truants with his trademark persuasion rifle and world famous Blue Helicopter, “Chester”

These are just some cute animal pictures…
Honestly…try looking at these without smiling. Can’t do it, can you?

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