Man suspected in semen attacks in Maryland
(I am assuming the artist renderings of a man with giant forearms helped)
George Michael Charged With Possessing Drugs
(Is it really shocking that a rock/pop star was caught behaving irresponsibly?)
Missing French chef’s body found stuffed in freezer
(I am slightly curious to know what it was stuffed with…)
Housekeeper Sues Maryland Family For Working in ‘Slave-Like’ Conditions
(This one kind of pissed me off…she couldn’t pick up a phone and call a cab, or the cops? This woman works for four months without saying a word then goes to the media to lodge a complaint and decides to sue the family. Here’s a thought, quit! This one smells funny on both ends.)
Paris Hilton sued for $35M for wearing wrong hair
(That’s just funny…I can’t even conceive of making 35 million much less getting sued for that much over wearing the wrong hair accessory.)
Woman sues DISNEY, claims she was groped, molested by Donald Duck
(Yeaaaaaahhhh! I am still laughing at this one. I suppose its better than being raped by Goofy.)
That’s all I got today kids…
Later,
Taxi
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