We Elected Ron Burgundy President

In a speech given on St. Patrick’s day to Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen the president continued reading the teleprompter past his own part of the speech (as if he – or any other president – writes any of his own speeches) and read the Prime Minister’s lines thanking himself, Barrack Hussein Obama, for attending. Need I say what a Jackass our new Messiah/God Emperor has proven himself? Not even touching his ignorant marxist policies and his socialist beliefs, he is helpless without that teleprompter.

I keep seeing it play over and over in my head, “I’m Ron Burgundy, Go Fuck yourself, San Diego.” Then I see Obama and hear him saying, “I’m Barrack Obama, Fuck You America!” I’d feel better if Obama was that clueless, but that devious bastard knows what he is doing and that’s the truly frightening part, which is ironic that he is that clever a guy but that bad on his feet under pressure. We need to get Wes Mantooth up in this piece to do some hardcore investigative journalism on our new leader – or Spanish Talk Radio at least.

I’m Taxi,
You Stay Classy, America!