We Elected Ron Burgundy President

In a speech given on St. Patrick’s day to Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen the president continued reading the teleprompter past his own part of the speech (as if he – or any other president – writes any of his own speeches) and read the Prime Minister’s lines thanking himself, Barrack Hussein Obama, for attending. Need I say what a Jackass our new Messiah/God Emperor has proven himself? Not even touching his ignorant marxist policies and his socialist beliefs, he is helpless without that teleprompter.

I keep seeing it play over and over in my head, “I’m Ron Burgundy, Go Fuck yourself, San Diego.” Then I see Obama and hear him saying, “I’m Barrack Obama, Fuck You America!” I’d feel better if Obama was that clueless, but that devious bastard knows what he is doing and that’s the truly frightening part, which is ironic that he is that clever a guy but that bad on his feet under pressure. We need to get Wes Mantooth up in this piece to do some hardcore investigative journalism on our new leader – or Spanish Talk Radio at least.

I’m Taxi,
You Stay Classy, America!

Sheriff Joe, Real Americans Salute You!

SHOWDOWN: Justice Dept. Investigates Sheriff Joe for Enforcing Immigration Law; 16,000+ Illegals detained...

I love this guy, Sheriff Joe has been treating prisoners like, well Prisoners!  I know it sounds crazy nowadays when prisoners enjoy a better standard of living than a fair amount of free, law-abiding citizens, but Sheriff Joseph Arpaio of Maricopa County in Arizona does just that.  He has been extraordinarily successful in making the prisoners perform useful tasks that save taxpayers money.

Recently, because of nearly 16,000 illegal immigrants being detained – not all at once – a heap of limp-wristed, misguided liberal activists led by Democrat Representatives  John Conyers (D-Mich.), Jerrold Nadler (D-N.Y.), Zoe Lofgren (D-Calif.), and Robert Scott (D-Va.)  are trying to launch an investigation into  whether the illegals’ civil rights are being violated.  Short answer to their bullshit questions is no, they came in illegally and many if not most have also committed an additional crime which is why their illegal status was found out.  Gee, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize it was okay to break whatever laws I feel like and expect some kind of guilt based immunity because of I wasn’t born in your country.  Sorry about your luck friends, but there are sooooo many people who come here legally and don’t violate the law that I just can’t look the other way and excuse the border jumpers and criminals.

ACORN held petition drives and rallies to support the investigation of Sheriff Joe.  An organization  that got Federal funding from the non-stimulus bill to basically support one political party is calling for someone else’s policies and procedures to be investigated.  ACORN was under investigation in multiple states for voter registration fraud (11 in total I believe) during the election and it was glossed over to make way for the Messiah’s coronation.  Its not just hypocritical of a completely biased organization like ACORN to investigate someone who actually upholds the laws of our nation, its downright suspicious if you ask me.  ACORN helped try to rig a presidential election and was rewarded by Lord Obama with billions in tax payer money.  Back in the day when someone stole from you they got taken out back and had some sense beat into them…today we reward the behavior and give titles and grants to these crooks.  I know I needn’t even say it, but this is the kind of topic the media use to write about to get to the truth behind a corrupt organization like ACORN – today the top names in the media are contributors to these types of organizations attending all their fancy parties and fund-raisers.

I have a great idea, how about we half the nation again and all the criminals that are having their rights violated can go live with the liberals and all the capitalists and rugged individualists can come live with the rest of us sane Americans?  What do you think?

The investigation – translation, witch hunt – is a total farce.  In the letter the Sheriff’s office received regarding being investigated, it stated, “The investigation will focus on alleged patterns or practices of discriminatory police practices and unconstitutional searches and seizures conducted by the MCSO, and on allegations of national origin discrimination, including failure to provide meaningful access to MCSO services for limited English proficient (LEP) individuals.”  Sane person translation – we want to make sure that you can’t do your job because the more ignorant, desperate people we can get to vote for democrats the closer we get to our socialist utopia, so we’ll call the fact that an illegal can’t speak our language your problem Sheriff Arpaio.  And, if that’s not enough, we’re gonna make it impossible for you to continue tracking down illegals and you’ll have to take it because we have White House, the Senate and the House and enjoy rubbing that fact in because we lack class and dignity.

Some little tidbits of interest:  70% of the illegals detained under Sheriff Arpaio were arrested for a Felony – these aren’t jaywalkers people!  Crimes break down as folows; forgery, 12 %; kidnapping, 10 %; aggravated assault, 7 %; driving under the influence, 7 %; drug charges, 27 %; robbery, 3 %; murder, 3 %; and theft, 4 %.

The Democrats who called for the investigation also want Janet Nepolitano, head of Homeland Security, to investigate ICE’s training methods.  Well of course, we can’t have effective training or we might actually catch the illegals and criminals and that cuts into the democrats’ voting base.   ICE’s training is largely responsible for helping root out illegals from the current inmate population as well as finding them out on the streets…this is their job and their  responsibility to the citizens they swore to protect.  Its time to start investigating these crooked Democrats…and Republicans, lets be fair, who are vested in their financial futures over our nations security and sovereignty.   And by investigate I mean introducing the business end of my foot to the side of their empty skulls.  You can’t do an honest, effective job without attracting scorn and suspicion.  Sheriff Joe, keep fighting sir, there’s more of us supporting you than the media might have you believe.

Later,
- TAXI