Geithner/Gordon Conspiracy Revealed

In an alarming new development it appears that Timothy Geithner, BarackObama’s choice for Secretary of the Treasury, may in fact be fictional character Eric Gordon from Adam Sandler’s career launcher, Billy Madison.   The comparison becomes even more interesting when the question of ethics comes into play.  I think we all remember Eric losing it when it came to knowing what ethics are and how they apply in the business world…let’s just say it didn’t go well.  Mr. Geithner seems to share Mr. Gordon’s lack of scruples as even Democrat Committee members grill him for more information about his tax problems.  Can we not put someone who has evaded taxes in charge of the Treasury?  Please?  Is it possible that we not try for the absolute, most corrupt administration of all time.

Here are pictures of our ethically challenged Doppelgangers:

Looky What I Found

Some awesome Big Lots finds:

#24 NASCAR Jeff Gordon Collectors Series Racebrick

The Von Pooch Mocha Madness Dog Sofa

Its difficult to determine who I am more pissed off at, the Corporate Buyers, the Manufacturers or the Consumers?  Eh…if people want to pay for garbage than let them.

Thanks for all the crap Big lots Guys,
TAXI

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