Little Asshole Interrupts Class…Police Intervene to Bring the Flatulist to Justice

Here’s an article from The Smoking Gun, via The Drudge Report:
Florida Boy Arrested For Gas Attack:
12-year-old charged after deliberately “breaking wind” in class

I honestly had no response to this when I saw it outside of “Well….huh?” That was all I could get out for this ridiculous story. A child was interrupting class…WHAT A FUCKING SHOCK! Damn near every child wants to interrupt class a t some point and cut up rather than learn new stuff all day. This is a central theme throughout most normal kids’ development. I wasn’t angry upon first reading this…cause it is pretty hilarious; but, despite the comedic value I found my self reminiscing about the good old days when a kid would be suspended or expelled for such behavior, NOT ARRESTED. I know its just juvenile detention and it won’t really hinder his future success – not that I expect much from the little flatulist. I don’t think that is an actual word or title, but Its what I’m going with so deal with it! I don’t think kids should be beaten – let me put that out there for clarification – but I do think disciplinary measures should be at the disposal of educators and authority figures. You can’t handcuff these teachers and expect them to just take it. Eventually, or at present, you will find they simply stop teaching and just let these kids coast on through the system, or take other extreme measures to deal with trouble makers, such as police intervention. Its funny – and yes, here’s my Right leaning political jab for the day – that the party of “It takes a Village to raise a Child” has brought us to the point where police intervention is necessary to deal with a kid farting in class. Here is the link to the article, the police report is just wonderful…give it a look.

No Farting In Class

Later,
TAXI

What do McKenzie Phillips and Dr. Rockso have in Common?

We do cuh-cuh-cuh-Cocaine! What would Schneider think, Carol?
Why does this happen to the mediocre talents so often – its not as though she pulled a John Belushi, leaving behind a legacy of masterful, original, oft-imitated but seldom doing him justice comedic performances. She was a mediocre talent at best and so why not cram as much crap into her nose and veins as possible so she feels better about herself for a minute, or feel like she has to numb herself because life is so hard…had she stayed off the nose candy she’d never have been fired from One Day At A Time…twice. Idiot.

Later,
TAXI