Posted in Uncategorized on October 27, 2008 by jaytaix
World’s first Double Arm Transplant Recipient bubbles over with jubilation at the impending Masturbation Marathon he has planned for his new guns. Question…is it masturbation if he’s still using another dude’s arms?
Spain, in a desperate attempt to rejuvenate the space program, attempts a new moon mission. Executive members of Spain’s Advanced Aeronautics Team said its going to be a team effort but we think we can get the job done.
China’s lack of concern for the environment reaches epic proportions as excess Chinese people are discarded into the atmosphere in an effort to produce a rice based fuel causing the dreaded China-man Rain.
Jewish Super Heroin, The Gefilte Fish, fueled by guilt and lochs, uses her amazing Jewish Water Powers to douse the flames of the latest in a series of bombings on Israel.
McCain loses the ever coveted “Subway” endorsement as he slightly misfires on his version of their popular “Five Dollar Foot Long” campaign slogan. Rumors of a Contract to supply “Big Sandwiches” in place of the Haliburton food contracts for troops in Iraq may sway the Sandwich Giant to come back to the McCain/Palin ticket.
I just can’t get enough of these photos…I need to rethink my career, wedding photos are nice but I need to hit the road and take some of these masterpieces. As always, if you have a better suggestion for the captions refer to or copy the pic an reply to this post.
Posted in Uncategorized on October 21, 2008 by jaytaix
(I don’t much feel like posting the video but if you want to watch it – click here)
In an interview with Madge Albright, the Clinton Lackey extraordinaire, agreeing with Joe Biden’s earlier comments about Barack Obama being tested by our Radical Enemies being a certainty. HOW do these people keep getting a pass when they say things like this. America, it is your responsibility as freedom loving people to stop watching these ignorant, jackass reporters so they will be replaced with actual journalists. Its not journalism when you are in bed with one side. Not to mention the most unbelievable part, which is the fact that they all seem to agree that Barack will certainly be tested by our enemies almost immediately, like Kennedy, with one major exception – Kennedy was not a socialist (not entirely anyway) and he did not blame America for the aggressive, irrational actions of our admitted enemies. John McCain mentions this and its just passed over as if it was of little importance. Crazy pills indeed, people, this is lunacy.
Here’s a short, recent list of completely despicable acts (not including the comments mentioned above) by the Liberals attempting to steal this election from the American people.
Joe the plumber, you’ve heard of him I’m sure. After Obama visited his neighborhood and Joe asked a legitimate question about his Tax Policies, and Obama, with no teleprompter to keep his agenda hidden, all but admitted his plans for redistribution of wealth. The Campaign immediately went after this private citizen and attempted to discredit him and tear apart his life. Kinda feels like looking into the future a bit doesn’t it. We can’t possibly have a difference of opinion in the utopia Obama plans to create for us.
VOTER FRAUD – Ohio’s case being the worst wherein a judge tossed out the case that would allow an investigation of voter fraud. Here’s the thing…a Whole Lotta people were admitting they were being bribed in some capacity to vote for Obama. This merits an investigation. Why is it when George Bush wins Florida both in the initial election and again in the recount the Democrats get a full hearing (Which they legitimately lost) without a second thought. Admitted felons are voting for Obama, that’s illegal. Underage voters are being registered and their votes being accepted, that’s illegal. Illegal Aliens are voting and using the identities of deceased voters, that’s illegal. ACORN is at the root of this and they are backed and tied in with Barack Obama and the Democrat Party.
U.S. Rep. John Murtha is calling many of the people who put him in office “rednecks.”The news comes one week after Murtha claimed the area is racist, then apologized for that comment. First off, John Murtha is borderline mentally handicapped…he gaffs it about ten times a day and this is the second time he’s made this comment after apologizing for it once already; but the point here is that these are his constituents he is insulting and calling redneck, racists. This is how “in bed” he, and so many others like him, are with the Liberal/Socialist Agenda.
There is plenty more that could be cherry picked to emphasize my point, but shouldn’t this be more than enough. There is a completely irrational mindset on the left that can’t be reasoned with anymore. They play this whole campaign out like its a game without the foresight to realize the outcome – Socialism, inevitably leading to Despotism. There’s a reason most of the world prefers Obama…most of the free nations we deal with have tried various forms of Socialism/Nationalism to try to take care of all their citizens; and the rest of the nations are current or former communist nations. Why would they want McCain when they know Obama will “deal” with them without any conditions being met. Obama favors the futile Socialist an Communist forms of government. Look through a history book and try to find a socialist/communist style of government that has been successful, that the people overwhelmingly accepted without threat of violence. You cannot find it because it has never happened. People have an innate desire to be free, and many of the citizens of these foreign lands would jump at the opportunity be Americans…so why is there opinion of us so terrible? Its not, their leaders don’t like us but most freedom loving people (which is most of us) don’t honestly want big brother/big government to do everything for us. For those of you that do want this then you can all move into California and we’ll lock you in so you can live in peace and harmony forever under tranquil, Socialist rule – oh, and Abject Poverty with the sole exceptions being the elite politicians and those they favor.
Must I Bludgeon this battered and bloody horse any more? Look at it like a math problem and open your eyes to the obvious. 1 + 1 = 2, Obama is blatent in his intentions, Obama + Presidency = Socialism. Please vote with your heads, not your hearts. Its time to grow up a little and stop waiting for the government to provide you with what could already be yours if you only took the initiative to do for yourselves. Ignore the mass media…dig into these stories to find out if they are true before believing them, don’t be afraid to make decisions that aren’t popular with your friends. Think about it, one of the first things you remember insofar as life lessons from your parents/parent is if all the other kids are jumping off a bridge would you follow them? Well kids, Obama is leading all over the side of that bridge and it appears that most of us don’t have the strength of character to stop and look where we’re heading. See you sheep at the bottom, I’ll take the stairs to the bottom where I’ll have to start cleaning up the mess the rest of you made while letting our country fall apart.
I Hope I haven’t gotten too dry and uninteresting for anyone, but this stuff is important to me, and if I spark one idea in one person and they start the process of taking ownership and responsibility for their own life then maybe it spreads. Its harder than the liberal ideaology of do whatever your told by the elites, but the rewards are infinitely better…as a matter of fact, the rewards are as great as you make them.
Just so you know I haven’t gotten bitter and detached…
Everybody loves Night Court – even the nutjob Liberals.
