Idiot Kills Girlfriend Blames Woody from “Cheers”

The title is probably a little misleading, as the kid blamed the movie not the actor, but its my post and I will do whatever the hell I want.

This was gleaned from the article I read,
Tavulares told police they began watching “Natural Born Killers,” a 1994 movie directed by Oliver Stone in which the murder spree of two psychopathic lovers becomes a media obsession.
They stopped the movie about halfway, Tavulares said, and went to bed.
“He stated he does not recall exactly what happened next,” the complaint says, “but something caused him to switch mentally and he rolled over on Lauren Aljubouri and he began strangling her.”
Within three or four minutes, Tavulares said, Aljubouri was dead.

First off, Natural Born Killers wasn’t all that great. It was interesting, but hard to watch and tough to follow. I could believe he might want to kill somebody if he was forced to watch it a la A Clockwork Orange, but otherwise its a bullshit excuse. This isn’t even my main reason for bogging about this story. I have a far more important topic to discuss, why are so many hot ass girls drawn to drawn to these nutjob douchebags? Honestly, does anyone really know. Don’t give me the old “She thought she could fix him” line…although many girls do want the bad boy, they also want to Live and be with their bad boy. At least until he cheats on them – sometimes more than once before they eventually split and the hot ass is now only moderately attractive bordering on making the downhill transition to cougar if they haven’t already gotten too fat for that mediocre achievement. If I sound bitter, I’m not actually…I just abhor stupidity at this level. And who’s to say the girl wasn’t a little screwy as well – you’d have to be to not notice something wrong with a guy you are in a relationship with who could roll over in the middle of the night and strangle you for no reason at all then blame a movie for making him do it.

This is kind of a weird case because there are still unknowns,such as potential drug use, pre-existing mental disorders, etc. Still…I wish these assholes would stop killing all the hot ass, if I may be so crude for a moment, because I’m just enough of a fixer upper to give a woman something to do, but stable enough not to kill while she’s sleeping, or awake for that matter. How’s that sound ladies…moderately successful, fun to be with, enjoys movies, hanging out with friends and family, and not killing his would be hot girlfriend.

Anyway, since we’ve already gone way past inappropriate I’ll end with a Jerry Springer-ish final thought. Ladies, please screen your applicants with more care, for there are plenty of women in the world, sadly only a certain percentage, maybe 40-50% are attractive, and even fewer can be considered HOT (and I mean classic beauty like a Jennifer Connelly or an Audrey Hepburn) so if you go and get yourself killed because you loused up the screening process and just picked some random bad boy you won’t meet me and then who loses out…that’s right, both of us. But mostly you cause you are now dead.

afterthought…I do hope that piece of shit that strangled this girl gets a long stay at the Assrape Hotel and Casino (ie prison) That’s right kiddies all guests of the state get to stay free of charge at the Assrape Hotel and Casino, where your sweet virgin ass is the Jackpot!

Peace!

I’m shocked…

That this didn’t happen sooner. Jesse Jackson, the supposed Reverend who backs people who believe in Partial birth abortion and euthanasia, made a comment about Obama talking down to black people and wanting to cut off his NUTS (he does, he’s a Democrat and they are invested in keeping the every American other than themselves desperate, afraid and on their knees with their hands out) This is doesn’t shock me in the least – Jackson only backed Obama because he thinks he has the most to gain from doing so…and by whispering to the guy he’s talking to he only emphasizes that he really means what he’s saying. Why can’t the first legitimate Black Presidential candidate be someone with integrity, experience and real leadership ability…not an ultra corrupt politician from the Chicago Democrat Machine who has ties to some of the most nefarious criminals and extremists in our country. Grrr…guess thinking for myself and calling shenanigans when I see it makes me a racist. People are so incredibly stupid sometimes it hurts…but not as much as it would hurt if Jesse Jackson gets his wish. Enjoy the video.

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Don’t let the Sage-Grouse go without a fight…

Rally the troops everyone, we need to act now before they are gone. I just read this at this website

- Petition to List the Greater Sage-Grouse…

The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service has received three petitions to list the greater sage-grouse as threatened or endangered throughout its range. The Service has found that the petitions provide sufficient information that listing may be warranted and will begin a status review of the species.

This is the first step in the process to determine whether or not the greater sage-grouse should receive protection under the Endangered Species Act. -

Don’t let the Sage-Grouse go without a fight people, if we wait too long we could miss out on all the deliciousness that nature has provided us in the greater sage-grouse. Get your gas guzzling four wheelers and SUV’s out and lets round these tasty little bastards up quick before they are gone.

I want everyone to be prepared when they bag a few, so I’ll provide a few recipes so they don’t sit in the deep freeze too long losing that tasty, fresh killed flavor that really just paints the palette…your taste buds will be having a full-on festival celebrating a mouthful of endangered species, and in this case, a mouthful of potential endangered species – you might be the guy or gal who puts these poor bastards on the list! How exciting! Here you go:

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Stuffed Sage-Grouse w/ Bacon Drippings

• 1/4 cup ground pork
• 2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley
• 2 tablespoons finely chopped carrots
• 2 tablespoons finely chopped celery
• 1 clove chopped fresh garlic
• 2 1/2 tablespoons fresh bread crumbs
• ground black pepper to taste
• 8 sage-grouse, cleaned and split lengthwise
• 1 tablespoon bacon drippings

DIRECTIONS

1. Preheat the oven broiler.
2. In a bowl, mix the pork, parsley, carrots, celery, garlic, bread crumbs, and pepper.
3. Arrange the sage-grouse in a baking dish. Separate the skin from the breast of each sage-grouse, and stuff with equal amounts of the stuffing mixture. Brush with bacon drippings.
4. Broil the sage-grouse 7 minutes on each side in the preheated oven, or to a minimum internal temperature of 180 degrees F (85 degrees C).

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Jalapeño Sage-Grouse Snappers

• 2 large jalapeño peppers, halved lengthwise and seeded*
• 1 pound boneless sage-grouse breasts
• 12 bacon strips
• 1 (16 ounce) bottle Italian salad dressing

DIRECTIONS

1. Cut each jalapeño half into three long strips. Place a strip widthwise in the center of each sage-grouse breast; roll up from a short side. Wrap each with a bacon strip and secure with toothpicks. Place in a large resealable plastic bag. Add salad dressing; seal bag and turn to coat. Refrigerate for 8 hours or overnight.
2. Drain and discard marinade. Grill appetizers, covered, over indirect medium heat for 16-20 minutes or until sage-grouse juices run clear and bacon is crisp, turning occasionally.

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Okay people, you have been prepared…if you are fast enough to bag some Sage-Grouse you are ready to grill, bake or fry your way to dining ecstasy.

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