What Were They Really Saying?
- I’m basking in my own stink! Oh its positively glorious. Sniff, sniff…aaahhhh. Glorious I say!
- When you make a career out of Lying and Manipulating people you gotta have testicles EXACTLY this big…its science man, I don’t make this shit up – or do I?
- West Siiiiiide Boyz are down with the Climate Change Fiz-arce my sniggle-sizzles!
- Well guys, its like this…I was trying to do the Keanu Reeves thing from the Matrix and I got stuck leaning back like this.
- Hey bitches! I don’t care if I’m wrong! I’ve got the ignorant liberals and Hollywood’s top earners backing my play no matter how ridiculous I get, so suck a big hunk of my made up Man-made Global Warming Bullshit! Do somethin! Peace!
- I have a headache okay you guys! I just had a flashback of sex with Michael Douglas…erp..oh God, I just vomited a little bit.
- I just got turned down for the role of Wilma in the newest Live Action Flintstones Sequel: The Trouble with the Rubbles, the casting director said I didn’t have red hair, which I said I could dye it, then he said, and you’re a crazy bitch!
- Why didn’t anyone tell me I looked like this? I look like Anna Nicole Smith’s reanimated corpse broke into the zoo, killed a cheetah and wore whatever she couldn’t finish eating. When did this happen? Was it Cat Woman? I can do One piece of shit movie, c’mon. Julia Roberts makes a piece of shit movie every year and you love her.
- God, all this expensive, heavy jewelry is making me feel really bad about all the people who died in the earthquake over there in, um, you know…the guys next to Tibet. Well I know Tibet because I was told I had to care about the Tibetan people cause I’m rich and the Dahli Lama came to one of my parties. Shit…does anyone know why the hell I’m wearing a Cheetah?
I could do this all day, but I am bored with this now. Enjoy a break from my typically politically slanted diatribes and enjoy the lighter side of Taxi. Plug in your own captions in a reply, make sure to note which picture. Make an afternoon of it, invite friends to join in, throw a party to celebrate the event…and at that party make sure to bring the sacrificial virgins, the goat leggings, and a copy of the classic “To Kill A Mockingbird” on a cassette tape – its for later when things settle down.
Okay then, glad we had this talk,
Taxi
