Chappaquiddick Ted has Head Cancer…

Teddy Kennedy had a seizure the other day. Doctors, after a biopsy of the brain identified the cause of the seizure as a malignant glioma – an aggressive cancer that effects the brain…apparently. Now any of you who have read my work or know me well are aware of my – how should I say this, Extreme dislike for Ted Kennedy and everything he has done to ruin this country over his ridiculously long, back-door funded career. Honestly, the man defines “Old Money” Family Politics. …I’m okay…pulling in the reigns a bit.

Let me run through a very short list of Ted Kennedy’s attempts to destroy our nation, bare with me:

• McCain/Kennedy Amnesty Bill – A recent attempt by Kennedy (and sadly McCain) to ram an amnesty bill down our throats rewarding illegal entry into our nation and tax evasion by a reported 20 million illegal aliens.
• The Immigration Reform and Control Act of 1986 was passed by a Democratic Congress and signed by Reagan. This was meant to be a one time, compassionate solution to a quickly growing problem. Kennedy helmed this bill and made many promises to secure the borders and reform and streamline the immigration process through future legislation- which never happened! Big surprise.
• Presidential Run in 1980 – Ted Kennedy failed to beat JIMMY CARTER for the Democrat Presidential Nomination. I’ll repeat, he lost to Jimmy Carter, possibly the most unimpressive president ever to take office. Just thought I’d point that out – though that really had more to do with the American Peoples’ mindset at that time I just want to say that people thought Jimmy Carter was a better choice thanChappaquiddick Ted.
• Chappaquiddick – In a night of fun filled festivities and likely some drunken groping in a New England Area Cigar Parlor, Mary Jo Kopechne, Teddy’s companion for the evening wound up dead. She drowned when Kennedy ran the car off the road into the Chappaquiddick River. The impressive part of the story is that all reports indicated she was alive when Kennedy simply left the scene, went home and fell asleep. The next day the incident was reported. Kennedy served no jail time. He suffered no actual punitive measures. Must be nice to be wealthy and connected, its even better if you actually earn it. So there’s that…the whole “I got away with murdering my date” thing.

There is additional legislation he has been directly tied to, including being at the foreground of trying to improve our public education system which has obviously gone very well…by well I of course mean plummeting towards failure at an alarming rate with no signs of change without free market, conservative solutions…you know, ideas that we know actually work because where they have been tried they have succeeded. But I digress, and much like Holden I just don’t get it. Ted Kennedy is a bad man, who despite metaphorically and literally raping and pillaging his way through life is beloved by great people like John Kerry – the guy who turned on his fellow soldiers when he came home from Vietnam, and Sen. Robert Byrd – a former Grand Wizard in the KKK who tried to vote down the bill to abolish segregation. Both Democrat Senators by the way. I repeat, TED KENNEDY is a BAD MAN. Despite this I can’t bring myself to flat out wish him dead…not out of fear, but something more profound that came to me while I was getting all this out – I’m a better person than he is, which is pretty easy to do when you think about it. Step one, don’t kill anybody. There, I’m already ahead of Teddy in the game of life. All humor aside, though, I couldn’t honestly wish him any specific harm, but I cannot feel any sympathy for him whatsoever.

So I say this…

Good Luck with the Head Cancer Teddy, Karma’s a Bitch.

I feel that sums up my feelings exactly. I’m a well wisher, only in that I wish him no specific harm but care not one way or the other what happens to him. I leave it to fate to handle this vile, selfish waste of space. I’m sure some of you will think me unkind for taking such a harsh, uncaring stand on the issue of someone’s health and well being…I say one final thing in response to that; Ask Mary Jo’s family what they think about Teddy’s Health Problems.

Later,
Taxi

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