Archive for March, 2008

Operation Chaos Erks Pansy Liberals with Selective Memory Issues

Posted in Politics, Rant on March 28, 2008 by jaytaix

Nothing to do with the current article

Don’t be concerned if you don’t get the correlation between the picture and the article…there is none. I’ve made a couple of notes along the way, they’ll be highlighted.

Limbaugh safe from voter-fraud charges
Radio host encouraged fans to vote Democratic

Friday, March 28, 2008 2:59 AM
By Mark Niquette
THE COLUMBUS DISPATCH

Radio talk-show host Rush Limbaugh has been telling his audience for days now that he could be indicted for encouraging Ohio Republicans to take a Democratic ballot in the March 4 primary in what he calls “Operation Chaos.” (If the Dems had their way he would be indicted for Freedom of Speech…just ponder on how steeped in irony that last statement is – The Democrat Party wants to limit Freedom of Speech. Some days its tough to be proud to be an American, but at least its not the first time in my adult life that I have been proud of my country.)

Could that actually happen?

Not likely, Ohio officials say.

“We have no intention of prosecuting Rush Limbaugh because lying through your teeth and being stupid isn’t a crime,” said Leo Jennings, a spokesman for Democratic Attorney General Marc Dann. (Why ya gotta go straight to the Junior High-esque insults – lack of substance is why, a common problem amongst the liberals.)

When asked whether she has concerns about what Limbaugh did, Secretary of State Jennifer Brunner, a Democrat, replied, “I think it’s very bad form, but I think most voters are intelligent enough to make their own decisions.” (Most conservative voters are, yes…we tend to stay more well informed about what’s going on and don’t take the word of Keith Olberman or Anderson Cooper as dogma. Its such a strange concept to come up with your own opinion nowadays.)
Limbaugh’s “Operation Chaos” in Ohio, Pennsylvania and other states holding presidential primaries is designed to help presumptive Republican nominee John McCain win the Nov. 4 election. (McCain is not my guy by any stretch, but given the choice between a pseudo-conservative with a set of brass balls when it comes to Anti-Terrorism or Rampant Socialism and pandering to minorities and illegals at the expense of the country’s economic stability…McCain suddenly becomes the only choice…sigh.)

The idea is to encourage Republicans in those states to vote for Hillary Clinton as a way to prolong the Democratic fight for the nomination with Barack Obama, possibly making it more difficult for Democrats to unite in the fall. (As if the backstabbing and infighting has been civil so far; please, most of the dirt that has been thrown out thus far has come from the Clinton Machine…they admitted to most of it…proudly. Democrats don’t have a clue what the American people want or more importantly NEED. These two knitwits are a threat to two of the most important parts of the American Experience; Freedom, in the marketplace, the home, and abroad; and Security, which will be greatly diminished when they destroy all the efforts put forth to reshape the Middle East, and root out terrorism. Give people a reason to thrive and they will, we are plants that need very little water to flourish. Take away any and all reasons to thrive and people either revolt, or worse wither and die.

Some critics have complained that Limbaugh is improperly encouraging voters to break the law. (No, he isn’t forcing people to do anything, he is making suggestions, stating opinions…and some of this is simply playing gotcha back with the dems who seem to forget that their roughly 85% liberal stranglehold on the media had no influence in winning John McCain the Republican nomination. To these critics I offer a very rough hewn, unapologetic, “Fuck You!”)

In Ohio, party-switchers are supposed to sign a form attesting, under penalty of election falsification — a felony — that they support the principles of the party whose ballot they are obtaining. (How many people actually do? How often do people vote across party lines without changing affiliation when a better candidate is on the ballot than their party is offering. This is just silly)

But Jennings said it would be difficult to prosecute anyone because they also have constitutionally protected freedom of speech and it’s hard to prove voter intent. (Yep)

“You can’t just make the assumption that someone is lying,” Jennings said. (Of course you can, are they liberals? And how come any time a conservative tells us how it is they are filthy liars, but a liberal lies through their teeth for no particular reason other than they just cannot continually be honest and they are treated like heroes, as if they’ve done the country some great service by fighting the system…WRONG, you just lied you ignorant shits!)

Neither Limbaugh nor a spokesman could be reached, but Limbaugh has a transcript posted on his Web site addressing listeners concerned about being charged with voter fraud.

“I wouldn’t worry about it,” Limbaugh said. “Look at this as a badge of honor, ladies and gentlemen. If anybody gets indicted, if anybody has to go jail, it will be me — and I’ll do my program from jail for the short amount of time I will be there before I am excused and the charges dismissed.

“I had the temerity, ladies and gentlemen, to tinker with a tradition, a liberal Democrat tradition: voter manipulation.” (Thank You Maha Rushy, for sticking some truth in the craw of the libs.)

There really wasn’t a whole lot of substance to this article, I just had some things to say and several paragraphs were perfect springboards for my rants. Let me just throw out a small annex to my first post in quite a while – to my three readers I apologize. I’m not as angry as I may come across, but I am severely disappointed in the naivety of the American people. This is life, not frickin movie, we don’t have to have nice, sweet, politically correct solutions to our every woe. We are teaching a each generation to be more dependent, when the very thing that makes America great is innovation and fierce independence. Life is supposed to be hard sometimes, surviving it givs you the opportunity to find greatness, not the right to all the benefits of greatness less the experience – blood, sweat and tears included at no extra charge.

Am I the only person left that not only thinks this way but believes it as well. I hope not. Speaking of Hope, to all the people swooning to B. Hussein Obama speeches; without substance they are just empty words, no matter how well you say them. “All sound and fury, signifying nothing” and such. I need to stop before my brain implodes. A parting thought to liberals and my roommate: “Stop being LAZY BITCHES!”

Later Kiddies,
TAXI

Spitzer Swallows Load of Justice

Posted in Uncategorized on March 10, 2008 by jaytaix

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“Gov. Eliot Spitzer has been caught on a federal wiretap arranging to meet with a high-priced prostitute at a Washington hotel last month, according to a person briefed on the federal investigation.” want to read more?

Not much else to say on this…the guy is a creepy, liberal douchebag, and I was proud of my quickly thought up title so I wrote it down while it was still fresh in my head.

Also found Ray Nagin, Democrat, New Orleans welcomed the Vagina Monologues to the City today saying he was a “Vagina Friendly” Mayor. Does that mean I can be a Vagina Friendly Artist, or Photographer, or will that one backfire on me. It was no chocolate city speech, but still kinda funny.

Good Day People,
TAXI

Shame on You, Matt Drudge…

Posted in Uncategorized on March 6, 2008 by jaytaix

Many of you are nodding your heads agreeing with what you think this is about, the outing of Prince Harry’s location on the front lines in Afghanistan…but no, I am angry with Mr. Drudge for another reason. Today’s headline can be seen below, its an exact screen capture with only the minor Photoshop alteration to highlight the headline:

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As you can see it is suggesting that whoever wins will pick the other as their VP, politically speaking that is a possibility – but lets be a bit more base and crude as is normally my intent. I got the most vile, stomach churning mental of Hillary “I want ALL of your money” Clinton and Barry “the White Chocolate Wonder Boy” Obama bumping uglies; hideous, obnoxious uglies. Who’s on Top, Matt Drudge, you are an ass for that one. Even Wonderbama, the unqualified champion of the ignorantly optimistic agrees, as can be seen on the very same page as this headline was posted, clearly reacting to the headline:

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Clearly he was getting the same mental I got from that headline. Thank you Matt Drudge, for that killer visual.

I’m done,

TAXI

Bret Favre has Taken His Last Snap…and other amusing news

Posted in Uncategorized on March 4, 2008 by jaytaix


Quarterback for the Green Bay Packers for-Fucking-ever it seems, Bret Favre (Fav-RA) has finally decided to retire.   It saddens me to think of a year of football without the air-it-out, pound-it-out style of football that Favre brought to the game.  How many victories, and similarly losses, have come of a 70 yard Bret Favre pass careening through the air like a plane crash waiting to happen?  The answer is, it doesn’t matter…He’s Bret Favre.  He plays his own style of football, always has always will.  Its always fun to watch him play, and he will always be regarded among the best to ever step foot on the playing field.

Damn it…I am depressed.  But then, something else happened and I got un-depressed.  In fact I laughed like a little girl, because its funny…

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Dungeons & Dragons Co-Creator Gary Gygax bit the big one, and my instant reaction, according to my 20 sided die, was stunned, but unharmed.  With my additional +2D6 bonus from my bitchin head gear I rolled to find out I was indifferent, and thus okay to go on with my day unconcerned.  Follow the link (the picture of Gary) to see the most obscene gesture of capitalism ever.  Right below Gary’s visage in the article I gleaned this info and picture from is an advertisement for and Online RPG.

And I’m Done,
TAXI

Remember these?

Posted in Uncategorized on March 3, 2008 by jaytaix

Bozo Bop
Yep, its the Clown Punching bag…aka, the clown bop, bozo bop, and I’m sure quite a few other retarded names as well. Follow the link for a fun assortment of Bop Bags. This isn’t terribly important and wouldn’t be all that relevant were it not for the fact that next weekend our little trooper, Woodhead, will be celebrating MASTURBATION WEEKEND!!!!!(for reference when you say “masturbation weekend” you must do it in a deep voice and trail off echoing.) So the whole punching the clown thing now becomes very relevant indeed. And just in case the clown doesn’t do it for him, here’s another gem from the world of inflatable sparring partners…

Nun Bop

Oh yes…they come in Nun, just how Woodenheimer likes it!
Enjoy,
TAXI