Here’s a Fun Idea…

Happy Friday Everybody…like that means anything anymore.

Here’s a fun idea:
Make a deal with the devil, convert to Atheism immediately after. Now that all the pressure is off kick back and wait to see if your request is granted. If no, you’ve wasted a mere few moments of your day , if yes, simply remember to claim atheism upon death and attempted reclamation of the soul bartered. Also a solid idea to make the request, wish, whatever you want to call it, a very outlandish thing – Like requesting the Legal Ownership of all the odd numbered offices in the empire state building…or the power to make any liquid into Jell-o using only your mind – this way it will aid in convincing the devil you really are an atheist and it was all just a joke. But hey, that is a big “what if”, go ahead and have some fun.

Later,
Taxi

Jaynormous.com, Jaynormous Art & Design not responsible for actual loss of soul, disappointment with granted request, dismemberment resulting from fucking with the devil or some other unspecified demon, or general confusion from attempting to understand the motivation behind these blog posts.

Hug it Out Mutherfuckers!

G.W.’s got it down people. Just hug it out and all is well again!

Seriously, though, he does do a bunch of awkward hugging. Not that I really care…I happen to like Bush to a degree – he’s certainly not my favorite president of all time, but I think he’s the kind of guy who does what he believes is right, even when it isn’t. He gets way too much shit from the media…Most of the people doing the bashing are speaking out of a very emotional place instead of a logical one…so closer to Pole Emotions than Rational thought, which might sound good if you are at wits end with the way things are…you know, if you are a liberal and all. But, Bush gets slammed for shit that is so trivial and unimportant by untalented, uninspired reporters and journalists, etc., who have nothing to offer so they play on the very popular and very easy target of the president – who will always raise strong reactions. Is this the best the media can do? Really? Their attacks on Bush rather than reporting unbiased, real events and issues is about as ridiculous as a shitty clown suing children for not laughing at his craptastic shennanigans. I just don’t understand the laziness of the press…if its not legitimate news keep it to your damn self.

That being said, I return to the headline of my super-awesome blog…Hug it Out Motherfuckers! Life’s too short to sweat the petty stuff. So take it easy on the Bush… … unless he tries to sneak another amnesty bill past us, then get all up in his grill.

And I’m Done,

TAXI

Craziest Asshole of the Day…its a tie!

And let me tell you why…Joe Average on the left there got off his meds and went on a shooting spree, tragic yes – and I don’t make light of the tragedy but I must move on to my central point- but what’s beyond tragic is the ignorant Speaker of the House that’s third in line to run the country endangering the nation to go on F#$@%G VACATION! Last I checked you don’t do your job you get fired, and if you endanger the United States of America you, at a bare minimum get tossed in a holding cell at Guantanamo. Right now I’d settle for locking her in a room with some of the terrorists she supports, see if we can’t bring her a little wisdom through experience over her traditional ignorance via Extremist Liberalism. I award Mrs. Pelosi the Planet Earth Shooter Marble (yes, that’s an actual Marble) so that the next time this genius loses her marbles she’ll have a spare lying around. I hope you dug my segue onto marbles. I found a fun little website that is all about, you guessed it, marbles!

I award the nutbag that shot up yet another college campus the lesser Moon Marble.  I just like the Moon Marble…deal with it!

Regards,

Taxi 

The Fun Taix on the Fair Tax…

What is the Fair Tax?
I don’t really want to water down the great header by flogging you with details you can get from the official Fair Tax Website.  I think its a great idea, though.  It is a very common sense approach to eliminating the massive quagmire that is the IRS, and simultaneously fund our necessary government programs.  “Necessary” gov’t programs.  Notice the quotes…they are for EmPhaSis.  Smaller government, more personal responsibility/accountability and those of us who want to live free and prosper will be able, those that want socialism can just be poor and whine about how someone else is responsible for all their woes.  I may come off as harsh, but when’s the last time you noticed how much money is taken away from you every single payday? Take another look, then read up on the Fair Tax…you might change your mind.

I am trying not to be too strident in my posts, so more people will peruse them and maybe think about the ideas proposed or discussed.  Let me know if I am hitting the mark or not, or else I’ll sick Vincent Price on your ass!  Don’t ask, I’m feeling weird.

Think About It,
TAXI

Beat my Headline…

Hillary takes the stage…kidnaps first of many Mexican Children:

Hillary Clinton kidnaps Mexican child in effort to put on an all children rendition of the Warner Brothers’ Classic, “The Three Amigos” with herself in the role of Dusty Bottoms, made famous by Chevy Chase who is most famous for his love affair with Jack Daniels and Hosting the Worst Late Night Talk Show of All Time.

Beat my headline and receive Absolutely Nothing for your efforts, save a sense of smug self-satisfaction.

Its Joe Don Baker Day You Dirty Bastards!

    Today is Joe Don Baker’s Birthday, at least i think it is – probably should have done some more fact finding before starting this post, but it is too late we have already begun.  Some of you are thinking, “I know, how could I forget this momentous occasion”, others are thinking, “who the fuck is Joe Don Baker, he looks like Fred Thompson’s Alcoholic, Evil Twin Brother.”

    Well, for those of you who don’t know, Joe Don Baker is the actor who played Mitchell, possibly the worst Police Detective that Hollywood writers ever conceived.  He also played the lead in the original “Walking Tall”.  Having watched wrestling a bit in high school, I never thought I would utter the words, “Wow, Duane “The Rock” Johnson actually totally eclipsed Joe Don’s performance in the original.  That’s like saying Roseanne Barr’s Star Spangled Banner was better than Whitney’s…how does that happen?  I like the Rock, but Joe Don Baker, considering some of his later, more award worthy performances had a really rough start to his career.  I would have blacklisted him just for making “Mitchell”.

Later,
TAXI

Tags: JoeDon Baker, Walking Tall, Mitchell

Holy Shit…

    If you see Chelsea Clinton out in public, don’t make any sudden
movements and avoid eye contact.  With the gigantic beak and those
razor sharp chompers she could take your head clean off in one bite.

    Be Safe, Vote for anyone but Hillary, and God willing we’ll all be
spared a gruesome death at the hands of her hideous, Ravenous Demon
Spawn of a Daughter.  Anyone else remember her being this scary?  I
guess she is her mother’s daughter alright.  I wonder if she has her
father’s  uncontrollable sexual urges….I mean, would she rape you
before she tried to eat you?

    This is a lot to digest, take your time and drop some responses when you get a chance.

Later,
TAXI

Tags: ChelseaClinton, Crazy

Another quick test…

Hopefully with a picture of me in it so i know that’s working okay.

New Blog

I am trying out WordPress after being quite irritated with Blogger…tried to customize some code and it went apeshit on me.  Oh well, it does happen.