Jay Blogs Twice in One Day After Extended Down Time

Random, unimportant blogger Taxi returned to posting on his blog today after well over a month of not posting.  Blog readers were left in the lurch, so to speak, as they were not fed their weekly to bi-weekly dose of Taxi’s often offensive yet clever style of comedy.   Some fans were reported as near suicidal in recent days, sadly this was over news that Taxi would again be blogging on a more regular basis.  In a statement I made up five seconds ago, Taxi was reported as saying, “I got a lot to say, quit judging me you slack-jawed jackass.”  Taxi then stormed out of his drab, windowless office mumbling something about not knowing where his coffee pot had gone.  Stay tuned for the latest updates on what appears to be shaping up as a completely pointless story.

Back with More Awesome Pictures and Captions

"When you dress like that you act like you want it, chief Flirts with Pretty Eyes!"

Animal Lovers Kip & Ned Spunkmeyer attempt to bond with an uncooperative prairie dog. The startled prairie dog stated that, "They put peanut butter somewhere inappropriate and said you can store your nuts here gentle creature...I didn't know what to do!"

Man Angered lack of solid colored Fezes in open market writes his government to complain for reform. "I just want a solid, maroon Fez like Ahkmed and Sakim down the way, they don't have to walk around with a cheetah on their heads."

Pig filled with helium in attempt to create new "Lite" Bacon. Onlookers hungrily look on as the experiment seems to be a success.

Construction workers flee as giant, horny crane attempts to molest their work site!

Can We Replace Pelosi with Google?

I have seen the most ignorant, vacuous woman ever conceived get elected to the Speaker of the House and contrastingly seen a no-name, tiny little company use hard numbers and common sense approaches to become a juggernaut in the Online world.

Sadly, the former has the ability to help train-wreck our economy and help destroy good, hard working people by passing bills that will steal from those very people and give to ignorant, un-researched projects and back door deals that this Empty Suit thinks are a good idea. Not to mention her obvious disdain for the military and any one who opposes her RADICAL point of view. All I can hope for is that her fellow congressmen and women force her to step down, though I have my doubts that they will actually do so. I mean why would they, Liberal Democrats live the ultimate double standard – they dismiss accountability as nothing more than a nuisance and feel they are always entitled to their positions and power.

Well…here’s hoping Princess Pelosi is held accountable and my faith in government, while not even close to being restored, would in fact be repaired a bit. I could feel as though I have not lost my mind and there is some common sense left in our government. Not much, but some.

And, getting back to google’s accomplishment, get this:
Concerned a brain drain could hurt its long-term ability to compete, Google Inc. is tackling the problem with its typical tool: an algorithm. Brilliant! I say that we make this a two-fold process…follow my logic for a moment. First we demand the resignation of the Power Hungry Traitors Pelosi and Reid – Because its my plan and those are my terms. Next, we apply the google “I quit” algorithm to all Federal Political Representatives who are voted into office. Then, after we get the results anyone who is projected to stay in office more than three terms before moving on or going back to the private sector must be subjected to INTENSE Criminal Investigations in which all associations, tax information, international dealings and any undeclared earnings are dug up and if proven guilty on any counts are given the full sentence allowed by law for normal, everyday citizens – in addition to this they will be beaten with tire iron on live television and all profits from said event will go to paying back the money stolen from Social Security. Punishment for stealing from the proceeds of this event will be death – also televised, same deal.

Look people, I’m just expressing my opinion that Term Limits are needed badly. On top of that we need to vet our candidates better and really find out what they stand for – We elected a community organizer with questionable associations and next to NO Valid Experience to president and demonized a Governor with years of varied levels of executive experience all because of the political parties to which they belonged. How is that what’s best for the country?

I say down with Pelosi! Maybe this bastion of intelligence will act in the best interest of our country and step down…but I personally doubt it. Nothing about her has ever led me to believe her intentions are to serve the people or her ambitions are motivated by a need to serve others. Whatever the outcome, thank you to the normally useless media for actually going after one of your own (and by that I mean corrupt Liberals) and digging up some facts against this nitwit!

I’m Thinking….McDonald’s (My 3yr old Nephew’s Opinion on all of this)
Later,
TAXI

Another Round of Pictures that Amuse Me

…with commentary and captions of my own of course.

“Don’t tell the audience Mr. Bunny, but I have no idea what I’m doing. By the way, nice vest…are you the Easter Bunny or the new Librarian?”

Finally after years of genetic testing a new breed of Super-Hawkings are primed and ready to begin the takeover of our civilization.

Mary thought, “Johnny Blue-Green has never phoned in a smile in the past,” as she suddenly realized that even the inanimate objects were pretending to be nice to her…

In their most recent gaff GM executives green light a new Hybrid that runs off fossil fuels it will produce on its own after millions of years. PR reps excitedly pointed out the obvious Pros: Tons of headroom and trunk space while completely ignoring criticism over the amount of Carbon the new 50 seater would expel compared to current hybrids in its class.

The British Ambassador to Germany is seen here correcting an adviser on his obviously flawed attempt at doing the worm.

Economically strapped funeral homes attempted a new method of cremation with disastrous results. On a more positive note, the new technique gave off a fresh coconut scent as opposed to the traditional melty-corpse scent so unpopular with standard cremations.

Mexican Super-Cop, Machine Gun Jorge, attempts to round up truants with his trademark persuasion rifle and world famous Blue Helicopter, “Chester”

These are just some cute animal pictures…
Honestly…try looking at these without smiling. Can’t do it, can you?

I’m Done,
Taxi

We Elected Ron Burgundy President

In a speech given on St. Patrick’s day to Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen the president continued reading the teleprompter past his own part of the speech (as if he – or any other president – writes any of his own speeches) and read the Prime Minister’s lines thanking himself, Barrack Hussein Obama, for attending. Need I say what a Jackass our new Messiah/God Emperor has proven himself? Not even touching his ignorant marxist policies and his socialist beliefs, he is helpless without that teleprompter.

I keep seeing it play over and over in my head, “I’m Ron Burgundy, Go Fuck yourself, San Diego.” Then I see Obama and hear him saying, “I’m Barrack Obama, Fuck You America!” I’d feel better if Obama was that clueless, but that devious bastard knows what he is doing and that’s the truly frightening part, which is ironic that he is that clever a guy but that bad on his feet under pressure. We need to get Wes Mantooth up in this piece to do some hardcore investigative journalism on our new leader – or Spanish Talk Radio at least.

I’m Taxi,
You Stay Classy, America!

Sheriff Joe, Real Americans Salute You!

SHOWDOWN: Justice Dept. Investigates Sheriff Joe for Enforcing Immigration Law; 16,000+ Illegals detained...

I love this guy, Sheriff Joe has been treating prisoners like, well Prisoners!  I know it sounds crazy nowadays when prisoners enjoy a better standard of living than a fair amount of free, law-abiding citizens, but Sheriff Joseph Arpaio of Maricopa County in Arizona does just that.  He has been extraordinarily successful in making the prisoners perform useful tasks that save taxpayers money.

Recently, because of nearly 16,000 illegal immigrants being detained – not all at once – a heap of limp-wristed, misguided liberal activists led by Democrat Representatives  John Conyers (D-Mich.), Jerrold Nadler (D-N.Y.), Zoe Lofgren (D-Calif.), and Robert Scott (D-Va.)  are trying to launch an investigation into  whether the illegals’ civil rights are being violated.  Short answer to their bullshit questions is no, they came in illegally and many if not most have also committed an additional crime which is why their illegal status was found out.  Gee, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize it was okay to break whatever laws I feel like and expect some kind of guilt based immunity because of I wasn’t born in your country.  Sorry about your luck friends, but there are sooooo many people who come here legally and don’t violate the law that I just can’t look the other way and excuse the border jumpers and criminals.

ACORN held petition drives and rallies to support the investigation of Sheriff Joe.  An organization  that got Federal funding from the non-stimulus bill to basically support one political party is calling for someone else’s policies and procedures to be investigated.  ACORN was under investigation in multiple states for voter registration fraud (11 in total I believe) during the election and it was glossed over to make way for the Messiah’s coronation.  Its not just hypocritical of a completely biased organization like ACORN to investigate someone who actually upholds the laws of our nation, its downright suspicious if you ask me.  ACORN helped try to rig a presidential election and was rewarded by Lord Obama with billions in tax payer money.  Back in the day when someone stole from you they got taken out back and had some sense beat into them…today we reward the behavior and give titles and grants to these crooks.  I know I needn’t even say it, but this is the kind of topic the media use to write about to get to the truth behind a corrupt organization like ACORN – today the top names in the media are contributors to these types of organizations attending all their fancy parties and fund-raisers.

I have a great idea, how about we half the nation again and all the criminals that are having their rights violated can go live with the liberals and all the capitalists and rugged individualists can come live with the rest of us sane Americans?  What do you think?

The investigation – translation, witch hunt – is a total farce.  In the letter the Sheriff’s office received regarding being investigated, it stated, “The investigation will focus on alleged patterns or practices of discriminatory police practices and unconstitutional searches and seizures conducted by the MCSO, and on allegations of national origin discrimination, including failure to provide meaningful access to MCSO services for limited English proficient (LEP) individuals.”  Sane person translation – we want to make sure that you can’t do your job because the more ignorant, desperate people we can get to vote for democrats the closer we get to our socialist utopia, so we’ll call the fact that an illegal can’t speak our language your problem Sheriff Arpaio.  And, if that’s not enough, we’re gonna make it impossible for you to continue tracking down illegals and you’ll have to take it because we have White House, the Senate and the House and enjoy rubbing that fact in because we lack class and dignity.

Some little tidbits of interest:  70% of the illegals detained under Sheriff Arpaio were arrested for a Felony – these aren’t jaywalkers people!  Crimes break down as folows; forgery, 12 %; kidnapping, 10 %; aggravated assault, 7 %; driving under the influence, 7 %; drug charges, 27 %; robbery, 3 %; murder, 3 %; and theft, 4 %.

The Democrats who called for the investigation also want Janet Nepolitano, head of Homeland Security, to investigate ICE’s training methods.  Well of course, we can’t have effective training or we might actually catch the illegals and criminals and that cuts into the democrats’ voting base.   ICE’s training is largely responsible for helping root out illegals from the current inmate population as well as finding them out on the streets…this is their job and their  responsibility to the citizens they swore to protect.  Its time to start investigating these crooked Democrats…and Republicans, lets be fair, who are vested in their financial futures over our nations security and sovereignty.   And by investigate I mean introducing the business end of my foot to the side of their empty skulls.  You can’t do an honest, effective job without attracting scorn and suspicion.  Sheriff Joe, keep fighting sir, there’s more of us supporting you than the media might have you believe.

Later,
- TAXI

Sneaky Democrats…

Those crafty bastards are at it again up on the Hill. Today, despite the presidents opposition (supposed opposition) to the “Fairness Doctrine”, the Senate is currently – as in at this very moment – discussing two versions of that very thing. This blatant attack on free speech and free enterprise is obscene and targets such a specific group that the motive is painfully obvious: SILENCE THE OPPOSITION FOREVER! Don’t believe it? Really? Is it so hard to believe that with all the corruption in government that there are people who would do whatever it takes to keep their power and influence, which is made easier with a media biased to their cause. If the media presence were suddenly completely unopposed then who would know the truth anymore? Who would keep the balance in check?

Its all a little too convenient that the most corrupt, least deft politicians in Washington throw the most support at this bill. Speaker Pelosi, the first Legally Retarded Speaker of the House, has backed the Censorship Doctrine. She has also received the lowest rating of any Speaker in modern history as well as being a part of a Congress that has dipped down to single digit approval ratings at several points since the democrats have taken back power. The Democrats took advantage of Republicans lack of Integrity and failed promises. Certainly not all Republicans failed their constituents, but enough for them to lose their seats and their hold on the power struggle in the House and Senate. The Democrats across the board won elections in conservative districts and states espousing values that they immediately contradicted upon being elected back in 2006. They lied…politicians lying to get elected? Nooo…never! It happens in both camps but the Democrats are taking a dangerous step towards a style of governing that leads Socialism, Communism, Despotism..you name it that’s the type of measures they are taking. They deny it of course, but our democrat leadership seems to be unaware of world history especially where it pertains to government. Last I checked all this was covered before I even left grade school. I know our education system is failing our youth but its not so bad that basic history isn’t being taught, but it is obviously being ignored. As is the duty of our representatives to actually fully read and understand legislation they are passing.

Clearly politicians who don’t bother to read the largest bill in the history of our government, increasing the size of government drastically and racking up multiple generations of debt before we break even or worse yet, that we never recover from – those are the President’s words by the way – will not have a problem passing a censorship bill that targets private citizens who have flourished in talk radio. The obvious big names are Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh among others, and they have broken no laws and offered their honest opinions to audiences that obviously have responded well and chosen to listen to what talk radio has to offer. Ask this question of yourself: When Republicans were in power, despite the mistakes they did make, did they ever seek to silence free speech? I’m sure a few of you hardcore Leftists are going to mention the former President’s ban on Press photographing home bound caskets with our slain soldiers as a limitation on free speech. I have only this to say to you, “GO FUCK YOURSELVES!” I know its crude and unrefined and uncivilized and I don’t care. I know the sacrifice of our armed forces without allowing protesters and paparazzi hacks calling themselves Photojournalists abusing and tormenting the families and loved ones of those brave men and women.

It is the job of the press to inform on the news in an unbiased, professional manner. Those days are gone. Our youth believes the Daily Show is real news. WRONG…entertaining at times, yes, but not unbiased reporting. Neither are many of the shows on talk radio. These shows are reporting news, yes, but they are also paid for their opinions. Political pundits are the opinion based media…and they are allowed to be biased and entertaining. Its funny that no one on the right has suggested that we shut down Hollywood or demand equal movies be released with conservative messages else we pass legislation to force studios to do so. The Un-Fairness Doctrine is an attack on the free market. So while President Omygoodness says he’s against it I have no doubt he will sign it into law if a measure is passed. His actions betray his words and the words of all his minions on Capital Hill.

Here’s a perfect example of how the Media is dropping the ball and not properly researching claims and vetting people out when they personally support the Politician: Joe Biden went on the “Today” on one of those network channels I don’t watch (I read about this stuff on the web so don’t give me any crap about “You didn’t even see it”) and said “Louisiana is losing 400 jobs a day, so what is Jindal doing?”   Point of fact, Louisiana added almsot 4,000 jobs last month. During these dire economic times a conservative Governor with a clear message and uncompromising values is growing our (I am from Louisiana) state economy and the Today show anchor just agrees, assuming Biden – the Human Gaff Machine – knew what he was talking about.  Before Obama selected him as his VP the mainstream trashed Biden for being a idiot cause they wanted Hillary or Barry in the White House, now he’s suddenly a genius.  He’s a narcicist to be sure, but a genius he never was nor will he be.  Even if you thought Bobby Jindal’s delivery was a little hokey, it is the voters’ responsibility to remember we need content over appearance in our elected officials. We are largely in the predicament we are in because voters keep letting the media tell them what to do and how to think. When we, the people, choose to think for ourselves we end up with strong leadership and economic prosperity. When we stand in line and wait to be told what to do we see economic ruin and corruption.

I’m sure I am a little hard to follow of late, largely because the scope of what is covered of late is so broad. Our new President is trying to ram so much down our throats so fast that by the time we realize it won’t work or it was never intended to it will be too late. Its a bold move and a massive power grab but I personally think it will end up biting him in the butt come 2012 unless he can give out enough handouts to appease voters and silence talk radio shooting down almost all opposition thought reporting on the events in Washington, D.C. Its so disappointing to hear people so adamant about backing Obama and whatever he wants to do without thinking about the consequences. It must be nice to never need to be accountable for anything, but that’s not the way I live, and not counting the thousands and thousands of fraudulent votes from ACORN and like militant liberal organizations, just about half the country agrees with me, and a fair percentage of Reagan Democrats, real patriots that still register as Democrats but don’t want massive tax hikes like we just got force fed. I know, it is a tax break according to Barry Smooth, but where do you think the money will come from once he rapes the people making over 200,000 a year? The numbers have already been crunched…there was a very telling article on Drudge earlier that suggested that based on current trends the President’s Robin Hood plan will fall flat in a couple of years and the middle class he loves so much will be saddled with a massive tax hike all to support those of us that don’t even pay taxes. See, its easy to lose focus as these topics end up blurring into one another.

These people are about as intelligent as a bag full of hammers. I mean Socialists. They won’t accept the mantle but they barely deny it. Obama taught a course using the teachings and writings of Saul Alinsky, a radical Socialist. He admits learning from this man. Why does no one think this is a bad thing? They are clever, though. And they clearly read people well because their campaign of manipulation, class and race warfare was brilliant. I’d get into Hollywood’s contribution to this travesty but I’d be here a while and I’ve already gone on for quite some time. Sadly, Hollywood is much like the Liberal Democrats in power. Good intentions, bad ideas, tons of money, and constant contradictions. When they don’t have an answer they make one up and say it convincingly and the sycophants in the media report it as fact like good little sheep. That’s it, no more on Ass-Holywood. No more at all today. I told you so…its preemptive. We need leadership and ideas that have proven successful and we got a symbol and a bunch of empty suits with good PR people. We Will Recover! I have no doubt we will at some point find our better selves again, but this current experiment will fail as it has every other time it has been tried. Big government never works in free societies…not for long anyway…the temptation of elites or military leaders like Chavez, Castro, Stalin to name a few, to take control for the “Greater Good” proves too great. One more time…I Told You So. I’ll say it again later to be annoying. Don’t worry, I won’t forget.

This isn’t where I parked my car…
TAXI

Its Friday…Its Raining…Do You Know Where Your Goat Is?

My titles nearly never tell of the topics or contents of my rants, articles, musings, etc…its just more fun that way.

FINAL STIMULUS BILL BALLOONS TO 1,071 PAGES...
Dem Senator Predicts: None of His Colleagues 'Will Have Chance' to Read It...
Congressman: 'We all cast our votes with one hand and crossed our fingers with the other'...

These are the three leading headlines on drudge today. This stimulus bill is the death knell of freedom and capitalism in America. The politicians are freely admitting their intentions to hoodwink the citizens they represent via misinformation or simple lack of information available. They freely admit that most of the elected representation in Washington won’t even fully be aware of or understand the contents of the Democrats’ Magical Mystery Bail-Out Bill. I don’t have it in me to continue on singing the funeral dirge of the Red, White & Blue so I’ll just move on to something more befitting a Friday.

Carnival season is upon us once again…welcomed with the cool, dank embrace of mother nature via the typical, New Orleans-style weather. Oft times I’ve thought of Southern Louisiana as a boozed up cesspool, rife with criminals, entitlementalities, addicts and liberals (the last of which may be redundant…just being thorough) the weather always seeming to reflect the general demeanor of the populous. Maybe. I suppose we could very well be the city of the damned, but we throw a wicked-fun party every year (actually more like every few months) despite the haze under which we typically exist. I realize its financially motivated on the whole…tourism+cash money=economic stimulation (notice that nowhere in that equation, despite the use of my favorite Orleanian term “cash money”, did the words more taxes, or government intervention appear). Mardi Gras both highlights the decadent excess and the down home values and tradition in some kind of tack welded Frankenstein’s monster paradox that pretty well sums up our way of life in and around the Crescent City. I never fall short of amazed at how we somehow pull off Carnival every year without major incident. To be fair, there is a bit of crime and occasionally a brutal crime occurs, but its mild compared to what would be expected at such a massive, alcohol-fueled happening. Interesting place to live in more than interesting times.

I feel like I’m banging on a very somber gong, like T-Rex off his anti-depressants. So, in response to my own broodish scribblings I present you with…

PICTURES…of…INTEREST!

This is why I don’t jog anymore

“I’m the king of the frog people, damnit!” Frickin Germans have too much time on their hands.

She got these badass new sunglasses that turn Asians into Cyndi Lauper – apparently there is a market for that.

I’m Seven (count them) Seven Cell Phones Imortant

Asian scooter enthusiast stalked by Rogue Orange Tree with Al Qaeda ties

When you’ve seen a Black Bear racing a Donkey this just isn’t that impressive

Happy Mardi Gras, go out and party and spend some money while you still can, they just wrang up about $800 Billion in debt in Washington a few hours ago and we’ll likely never know where they end up spending it.
As it stands, most of the Congressmen haven’t even had a chance to read the entire proposal…I hand in a half-ass job like that and I get fired. Maybe its about time we start firing some of the inept career politicians. Not yet? don’t worry, once they’ve spent all the money of the working class they’ll come after everyone else as well…then you’ll selectively forget that you ignored all the warning signs and chose to sell freedom and capitalism down the river for a few handouts and the promise of a cleaner, more environmentally conscientious America, free from the faux-threat of man-made global warming. I realize I drifted back to the dark side there for a minute – I must be in one of my “Black Moods!” (from Fierce Creatures) – but these ultra-liberal criminals, and that is what they are, won’t come to their senses until a great big Polar Bear walks right up behind them and bites them on the ass! And then I’ll still have to convince them that it wasn’t George Bush, it was, in fact, a Polar Bear. Man I’m grouchy right now…got to be the stumpulous bill getting passed.

I’m Outty 5000,
TAXI

Stop F#@%&*g Whining!

When did we stop believing in the American Dream? I was concerned, very much so, during the presidential race that we were so desperate for something different we would elect a Socialist for president. My concerns were valid. It was bad enough that Bush was a populist like his father, which means that despite being a staunch defender of our nation’s security he was prone to idiotic ideas such as the first round stimulus package and the McCain/Kennedy Amnesty Bill.

Today I heard a soundbyte on talk radio, the soon to be censored then shut down by the “Fair minded” liberals we put in charge, and it was of the President and one Mrs. Hughes. She said to the president through tears, “I have an urgent need, unemployment and homelessness, a very small vehicle for my family and I to live in…” The president uses this as an example, as the model of how bad things are in our nation. I’m going to go out on a limb and say he might be overstating the case by a few tons to get his Pork-laden, non-stimulating stimulus package passed. Why would increasing government spending, government entitlement programs, and government employment opportunities benefit our nation. The free market has always been the lifeblood of our capitalist society. Government’s role in it should only be in the form of prosecution of criminal activity in that system and loans to small businesses using the interest earnings as a means of paying for “necessary government programs”.  The market corrects itself if allowed, but we have stunted that and it looks as if this will continue because of the stranglehold on power the Democrats have right now.  Republicans didn’t take advantage of their time in power properly…what was done well, has been overshadowed with more of the same old politics.  And on top of the missed opportunities, the Right seems to show class and a sense of I’ll meet you half way when it comes to the left – who do not return the courtesy.  What the Republicans are doing now is what they needed to do all along, do what is in the best interest of the people they represent and not meet the opposition half way.  What is the point of having core values and a system of beliefs if you constantly compromise them?  We need strong leaders whose goal is not a career in the limelight, but rather a few terms of hard-line, take no prisoners public service and then a return to the private sector or retirement.  Who can trust people who desire a lifetime in politics, save a few elder statesmen/women who get in late and politics becomes the remainder of their active, working life?

I’ve drifted a little off topic…we were supposed to be talking about the whining of the people.  This woman, Mrs. Henrietta Hughes, the face of the financial crisis.  She wants the president to provide a home with a kitchen, a place for her family to live.  Guess what, homes cost money.  And were it not for the party of the man she and so many others voted into office, the irresponsible lending practices and the following bailout plans, and government takeovers of entities in the private sector, she would be far less likely to be in the position she is in today.  We gave up on good, old fashioned pull yourself up by the bootstraps and work your way back to prosperity and traded it in for “give me what I need Messiah, I can’t do for myself”.  Notice that republican leadership didn’t send out agents to dig into the past of Mrs. Hughes as the Obama Administration did to Joe the Plumber during Barry’s run for office.  I’m sure the one or two liberal readers that stumble upon this blog will see this as my uncaring attitude toward my fellow man….but like anything in life (such as this piece of filth we are calling a stimulus package) you have to read the fine print.  I do care about those who CANNOT HELP THEMSELVES…severe disabilities and disorders…that’s who I volunteer my tax dollars to – not funding abortions overseas, not seeding funds to ACORN, a company under investigation for voter fraud all over our nation and likely largely responsible for getting our President elected.  How is that not a conflict of interest?  Lets fund a shady organization tied to getting people elected through nefarious means with our tax dollars.  Crying to the president to save you from all your troubles…is that who we are?  The president has little to do with the process anyway.  Elect Senators and Congressmen to represent your beliefs in Washington, the president is mostly a figurehead, a face and voice for our nation and for what we stand.  To be perfectly honest I feel like its more dangerous for our leader to be much more than that.  An ambitious leader who ascribes to the views of such Socialist gems as Saul Alinsky and William Ayers troubles me far more than a Populist Cowboy with the nation’s best interests at heart.  Socialists have a strange way of winning people over despite all logic and then becoming Despots.  I don’t know that we are headed in that direction but this is historically how it starts, which is why I am so concerned.  Read up on Stalin…and no, I’m not saying he will murder millions…read between my lines.  I am simply stating a historical correlation.

When? When will it be too much? What catastrophe do we require for the uneducated masses to stand up and say, “Hey, you are stealing our freedom!  This is not for our own good but for your own selfish endeavors in the guise of the Greater Good!”  A balance of power is seen as an excellent system of checks and balances…I quite agree.  Dissenting views are a great way to keep the majority or popular theories in check from gaining too much power without scrutiny.  Why then do so many Democrats seek to re-introduce the Un-Fairness doctrine.   It’s sole purpose is to shut down one of the most popular news sources on the planet – Talk radio.  Again I drift a little off topic but it does all tie together in the end.

My point is that we all need to stop whining to each other and looking for scraps off the table of Obama the great and take matters into our own hands.  All this money he intends to throw to the poor, downtrodden masses comes from our own pockets.  At some point this Robin Hood mentality hits a roadblock wherein without a wealthy class, outside of the elite political class anyway, our hero has to rob the poor to give to the complacent because they know how to milk the system after years of free handouts.  Pick up a book on basic economics.  You can find resources online for free.  Its this easy, go to your computer (or a local library) and start at google, though there are many more resources available.  There are a plethora of free resources (college level texts to beginner level)  It starts with education, people!  Find out how things work then start bitching about them appropriately.  No more whining!  And if you can’t afford a book, or a computer or have a residence to get a library card then take small steps and start by finding work anywhere you can – no one ever said life would be easy or instantly gratifying.  I can except educated people with differing opinions about how to fix them, but people with no concept of how a free market economy works leading us towards socialism (WHICH HAS NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD BEEN A SUCCESS) is unacceptable.  I’d like to throw one more jab at the democrats for ruining our public school system and continuing to blame it on Republican leadership.  Perhaps they are finally reaping what they have sown in that they seem to be painfully unaware of the fact that Democrats have had a stranglehold on educational policy for the past four to five decades.  Thanks a heap Teddy Kennedy.  Again, Stop Whining!  Stand on your own and find out what being free is all about.  Sometimes its hard but that’s the point.  Survive it, revel in your success and know what it means to live in the greatest free nation this world has ever known. And if that doesn’t do it for you then Baseball season starts in about two months so hang in there folks.

I Remain, Irritated but not ready to give up on the American People,
TAXI

Geithner/Gordon Conspiracy Revealed

In an alarming new development it appears that Timothy Geithner, BarackObama’s choice for Secretary of the Treasury, may in fact be fictional character Eric Gordon from Adam Sandler’s career launcher, Billy Madison.   The comparison becomes even more interesting when the question of ethics comes into play.  I think we all remember Eric losing it when it came to knowing what ethics are and how they apply in the business world…let’s just say it didn’t go well.  Mr. Geithner seems to share Mr. Gordon’s lack of scruples as even Democrat Committee members grill him for more information about his tax problems.  Can we not put someone who has evaded taxes in charge of the Treasury?  Please?  Is it possible that we not try for the absolute, most corrupt administration of all time.

Here are pictures of our ethically challenged Doppelgangers: